﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>caffeinatedmonkey's Xanga</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from caffeinatedmonkey</description><language>en</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Friday, April 20, 2007</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/585291223/item/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/585291223/item/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:47:28 GMT</pubDate><description>Good ol' &lt;a href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/04/19/jon-stewart-calls-out-bushs-rhetorical-bullt/" target="_new"&gt;Mr. President&lt;/a&gt; at it again! </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/585291223/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tasty.</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/576370846/tasty/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/576370846/tasty/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:12:49 GMT</pubDate><description>Here's an amalgam of &lt;a href="http://noquarter.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/03/fox_news_crazy_.html" target="_new"&gt;Faux News&lt;/a&gt; broadcasted and printed lies.&amp;nbsp; My favorites include the WTC in skyline shot post 9-11 and calling Foley a democrat. </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/576370846/tasty/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Classic.</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/574193148/classic/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/574193148/classic/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:03:41 GMT</pubDate><description>Good ol' Ann Coulter has once again resorted to calling her political opponents &lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2007/03/02/coulter-edwards/" target="_new"&gt;gay&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Reminds me of days on the playground in 6th grade... </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/574193148/classic/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Nur drei Wörter!</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/562565652/nur-drei-w%c3%b6rter/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/562565652/nur-drei-w%c3%b6rter/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 00:04:02 GMT</pubDate><description>just three words&lt;br&gt;3 word answers: Not as easy as you might think...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1. Where is your cell phone?&lt;br&gt;I have none.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?&lt;br&gt;She is Maria.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;3. Your hair?&lt;br&gt;It is lame.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;4. Your mother?&lt;br&gt;She is odd.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;5. Your father?:&lt;br&gt;He is odd.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;6. Your favorite item?&lt;br&gt;Maria's an item.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;7. Your dream last night?:&lt;br&gt;Awful job interview.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;8. Your favorite drink?&lt;br&gt;Hot apple cider.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;9. Your dream car?&lt;br&gt;Speedy sports car.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;10. The room you are in?&lt;br&gt;Is my livingroom.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;12. Your fear?&lt;br&gt;I haven't any.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;13. What do you want to be in 10 years?:&lt;br&gt;A language translator.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;14. Who did you hang out with last night?:&lt;br&gt;Me, by myself.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;15. What you're NOT?:&lt;br&gt;I little girl.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;16. Muffins?:&lt;br&gt;Work, tomorrow morning.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;17: One of your wish list items?:&lt;br&gt;Lots of money.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;18:what time is it?&lt;br&gt;eight past noon.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;19. The last thing you did?&lt;br&gt;Opened microsft notepad. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;20. What are you wearing?&lt;br&gt;Shirt, pants, socks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;22. Your favorite book?&lt;br&gt;Les Miserables, Hugo.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;23. The last thing you ate?&lt;br&gt;Steak-Veggie Sandwich.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;24. Your life?&lt;br&gt;Geht ganz toll!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;25. Your mood?&lt;br&gt;Not wanting to work.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;26. Your [best] friends?:&lt;br&gt;Love me much.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;27. What are you thinking about right now?&lt;br&gt;My girlfriend, maria.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;28. Your car:&lt;br&gt;A green truck.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;29. What are you doing at the moment?&lt;br&gt;typing these answers.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;30. Your summer?:&lt;br&gt;Was in Arizona.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;31. What is on your tv?:&lt;br&gt;Countdown, Keith Olbermann.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;32. When is the last time you laughed?:&lt;br&gt;Not long ago.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;33. Last time you cried?&lt;br&gt;I don't recall.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;34. School?&lt;br&gt;Is not monday!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;35. Your favorite song?&lt;br&gt;Gibt's zu viele. </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/562565652/nur-drei-w%c3%b6rter/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Bored?</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/561271565/bored/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/561271565/bored/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:13:29 GMT</pubDate><description>This is interesting and takes only ca. 20 seconds. http://blog.outer-court.com/click2/ </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/561271565/bored/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Another One Bites the Dust</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/559671100/another-one-bites-the-dust/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/559671100/another-one-bites-the-dust/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:06:10 GMT</pubDate><description>For those of you who need your fix of corrupt-dictators-executed, here's the bootleg Saddam execution.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/8387/abe6ea1c/index.html" target="_new"&gt;Low quality&lt;/a&gt;, en de website is in nederlands,&amp;nbsp; but best available at the moment. </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/559671100/another-one-bites-the-dust/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, December 24, 2006</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558241111/item/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558241111/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:09:13 GMT</pubDate><description>I was personally raised with the knowledge that the earth is ~4.5
billion years old, but I remember my first encounter with a Young Earth
Creationist back in second grade when he tried to argue with me that
the earth was only 10,000 years old. As I've grown up a little more,
I've come to see that young earth believers are far and few between.
But I was wrong.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
"Polls taken last year showed that &lt;b&gt;45 percent of Americans believe that God created humans in their present form 10,000 years ago (or less)&lt;/b&gt;
and that man shares no common ancestor with the ape. Only 26 percent
believe in the central tenet of evolution, that all life descended from
a single ancestor." (emphasis added; &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/24/AR2005092401262.html" target="_blank"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
It's really sad that in the 21st century this belief is still being taught as truth through churches and institutions like the &lt;a href="http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/" target="_blank"&gt;Answers in Genesis Museum&lt;/a&gt;.   You might also considering viewing the answers to &lt;a href="http://www.creationevidence.org/fa_questions/freq_questions.html" target="_blank"&gt;Frequently Asked Questions&lt;/a&gt; or the &lt;a href="http://www.creationevidence.org/fun_for_kids/fun_for_kids.html" target="_blank"&gt;Fun for Kids page&lt;/a&gt;
of the Creation Evidence Museum.&amp;nbsp; The latter has great quotes like,
"So, you’re saying that dinosaurs and man lived at the same time?&amp;nbsp; Yes,
the Creation Evidence Museum even found a dinosaur footprint with a
human footprint inside of it on the bottom of a riverbed. It was
fossilized in the same layer of rock proving that humans and dinosaurs
had to have lived during the same time period." What service are
extremists doing future generations by propagating these lies?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also, these two Richard Dawkins documentaries are splendid, if you have some time (compliments of google video).&amp;nbsp; They aren't about YECs, specifically, but rather religion as a whole.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6169720917221820689&amp;amp;q=root+evil&amp;amp;hl=en" target="_new"&gt;The God Delusion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5752208690443739173&amp;amp;q=root+evil&amp;amp;hl=en" target="_new"&gt;The Virus of Faith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558241111/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>This is so cool.</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558158996/this-is-so-cool/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558158996/this-is-so-cool/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:45:16 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwyIM2koL3g" target="_new"&gt;Check it&lt;/a&gt;, bitch. </description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/558158996/this-is-so-cool/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Die Tote Wagen?</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/547411513/die-tote-wagen/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/547411513/die-tote-wagen/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:11:03 GMT</pubDate><description>Deathcab was super.&amp;nbsp; They had some really great instrumental stuff (there was like a 10 minute jam session --amazing), I think they should include more of that on any future albums.&amp;nbsp; It was fun.&amp;nbsp; Yay.&lt;br style="display: none;"&gt;</description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/547411513/die-tote-wagen/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Toll.</title><link>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/545134557/toll/</link><guid>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/545134557/toll/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:25:43 GMT</pubDate><description>I tested into Deutsch 104.&lt;br&gt;Maria and I hung out yesterday and it was pretty cool.&amp;nbsp; My life is dull, I apologize for wasting your time.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br style="display: none;"&gt;</description><comments>http://caffeinatedmonkey.xanga.com/545134557/toll/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>